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HEAVY
HEAVY
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CAUTION: DON'T JOIN HEAVY IF YOU'RE A
EMOTIONAL FAG WHO CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.
WARNING: Beam and Bike may cause you the
following side effects...
- Leaving of squad
- Emotional scars
- Self Infliction
Rules
for new recruits of HEAVY
1. You may not directly speak to a
captain until after 2 weeks of being
joined to the squad.
2. You may not play after joining the
squad until you have been joined for 3
months.
3. If you ask to play, then another 2
weeks will be added onto your 3 months
wait.
4. After 3 months of coording, you may
wait in spectate as a possible
substitute.
5. If you go -3 in a TWD match, you will
be suspended from TWD for 2 weeks.
6. If you private message the squad with
"DD?".. you WILL NOT get to play.
7. If you ask to substitute into the
game, you will be instantly removed from
our roster.
8. If you tell us that we are negative
or positive during a match, when the
scoreboard is right there.. you will be
ridiculed for the next 24 hours, and be
suspended for the next 5 months.
9. You may not tell life stories until
you have been on HEAVY for 3 months
unless a captain requests a life story
to be told, in which case it is ok.
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apok = Batman: millionaire rockstar by
day, caped warrior by night
annoyance = Robin: wannabe apok
slangin rock = Alfred Pennyworth: wise
beyond his years
bike = Two-Face: half normal half high
as fuck
chuckle = The Penguin: always drinking
sake and talking about economy
zingy = The Joker: makes funnies, fails
hardcore
beam = The Riddler: tries to sound smart
yet no one gives two shits about what
he's saying
desai = Ra's Al Ghul: no one knows who
he is and no one cares
kthx/izor = The Ventriloquist:
constantly arguing yet simultaneously
bringing up each other's ego
caos = Clayface: laggot ass brazilian
fucking impossible to hit/hurt because
of his ploss/ping
racka = The Scarecrow: fucking scary
being around him when you lose a dd
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chuckle> they are incredibly bad
chuckle> i mean i know im a phenomenal
player and all but trying as little as i
did and still going 9-10
chuckle> they fucking suck
1:tIGERMOOSE> u got anything else better
to do chuck
1:chuckle> yes moosetiger. got an essay
to write
1:destroy> i got an essay too
1:destroy> he lives in cali meng
TWDD: 1488 TWJD: 1214 TWBD: 973 TWSD: 983
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